Tent Horn

 

  

Hi, Tent here. I'm a Catholic Apologist and I just want to tell you that there is no such place as Hell. Even better news - there's no such place as Heaven. So, please accept my apologies on behalf of the Catholic Church.

So, I hear you ask, why is it good that there's no Heaven?

Well, did you really think that Heaven would be full of interesting people?

Of course not!

Imagine you are in Heaven. There would be religious groups knocking on your door all the bloody time. Did you really think they would stop once they got to Heaven? That's what they do. That's all they know. 

So, this is good news that I bring you today. 

Enjoy the rest of your day and remember - you don't need to use big words in a discussion or argument, unless you are talking shit and you need to make it hard to understand.