And, in his book, D. Handri says that there were also kangaroos on the ark. "Before the day for the planned flood Noah contacted a delivery company in Jerusalem and a ship was sent to what is now called Australia. Back then it was known as The Far South." Handri's book is called 'Untold Historical Facts'.
Well, I don’t want to talk out of school but I heard that Jesus turned most of that water into wine and all the pissheads drowned while trying to drink it. Only the wowsers survived which is why Christians today are so boring.
I remember a verse from the Bible from 2 Kings that might be your memory trigger - you know, food and wine. Is it this one?
2 Kings 6:28-29"Then he asked her, 'What's the matter?' She answered, 'This woman said to me, "Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son." So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him.'"
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What about Africa and China, to name two places?
RBB
They obviously don't count in Robert's religion because they were heathens.
Ha ha, I think Robert misses Richard’s point about the more ancient civilisations.
St. James died in Jerusalem. Read your Bible properly Rob.
RBB
Wainuiomata must be stuck in a time warp.
Please explain.
RBB
And I heard last night that there were kiwi on Noah's ark.
RBB
And, in his book, D. Handri says that there were also kangaroos on the ark.
"Before the day for the planned flood Noah contacted a delivery company in Jerusalem and a ship was sent to what is now called Australia. Back then it was known as The Far South."
Handri's book is called 'Untold Historical Facts'.
RBB
There is also proof that god borrowed water from other planets to make the great flood possible.
Well, I don’t want to talk out of school but I heard that Jesus turned most of that water into wine and all the pissheads drowned while trying to drink it. Only the wowsers survived which is why Christians today are so boring.
TC
Yes, that is mentioned somewhere in the bible.
RBB
I remember a verse from the Bible from 2 Kings that might be your memory trigger - you know, food and wine. Is it this one?
2 Kings 6:28-29"Then he asked her, 'What's the matter?' She answered, 'This woman said to me, "Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son." So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him.'"
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