What did they teach them in 3P at St. Patrick's College in 1966?

 IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ENGLISH!

Here is just one example of The Curmudgeon's confusing attempts at English grammar.

I can only guess that, in that second sentence, he is trying to say, "This is warty like The Curmudgeon's posterior."

Even Igor Robert does better than this. In fact his English improves a bit when he is dressed as a Russian.

I know, I know, I should be helping these slightly illiterate bloggers out. Okay, here's a little test for them both. Boys, Old men, all you have to do is choose a word from the brackets that best fits the sentence.

1) The Curmudgeon (has, is, there) lots of warts on his bottom.

2) The Curmudgeon went to the local (chemist, barbershop, port) is get some wart removal paste.

3) How (much, many, lots) warts are on The Curmudgeon's bum?

4) The Curmudgeon's underpants (hide, see, touch) his warts.

5) The Curmudgeon has warts on  (all, some, both) cheeks but none on his face.

Good luck boys.