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| You don't see many aging men dressed like this! |
This guy reckons that you can fix some of the world's problems with a prayer that goes on for nine months. I assume he and his team won't be praying to Zeus or The Sun God.
Robert says they're praying to Mary, the mother of Jesus (not to be confused with 'cheeses').
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| Man, "I found a boy's head under here!" Mary, "Jesus Christ!" Man, "Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you." Mary, "No, that's his name." |
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Some people's names work against them. Cardinal Burke's surname really didn't do him any favours.
Maybe that's why he was drawn to an orange hat?
Well, they say it takes all sorts.
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I went to the dentist this morning and was in the chair for just under two hours. The dentist pulled out a tooth and then put a thing in the whole, to replace it, and then stitched it all in place. They're eventually going to attach a tooth thing to it.
Okay, I've run out of things to talk about. Maybe I'll go and do some violin practice.
I might have some ice cream first.
Let's see if we can get this post to 20 comments!
Ciao.
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"I went to the dentist this morning and was in the chair for just under two hours".
Why did you go under the chair for 2 hours? *
Were you scared?
Did they have to coax you out with liquorice all-sorts?
* An example of Robert's reading comprehension.
"The dentist pulled out a tooth and then put a thing in the whole...".
I'll put this basic error down to the fact that you are probably still under sedation.*
* And if not so now will soon be under the influence of chardonnay.
"What an outfit! Cute hat!"
You didn't mention his matching bib.
What is he? A baby or just a messy eater?
"Robert says they're praying to Mary, the mother of Jesus (not to be confused with 'cheeses')".
That reminds me of one of David Lange's famous witticisms when he said “What a friend we have in cheeses” - referring to New Zealand's dairy export industry.
I too was a bit worried about that little boy trapped under the pedestal. His arms are outstretched and he seems to be asking for help. It's a pity that the paedophile came by and saw him as easy prey. The kid's mother looks too zonked out to notice.
"The dentist pulled out a tooth and then put a thing in the whole, to replace it, and then stitched it all in place. They're eventually going to attach a tooth thing to it."
Not exactly technical speak there.
It's a peg that they put in - a peg which is very expensive.
If you hadn't been hiding under the chair or zonked ou on drugs you could have told your dentist (it wasn't Mr Phang was it?) that you have violin pegs at home they could use. While not being the right size and making you look funny, at your age 'pulling the chicks' isn't a priority but saving money is.
So, you're getting an artificial tooth put in?
Like Steve Austin the 6 Million dollar man?
Will it make you talk faster?
I hope that this helps - only 7 more comments now to reach your goal and, on the positive side, a lot of them weren't made by your alter egos.
Thanks.
Richard (of RBB)
That's OK. The Curmudgeons Inc. recognise and respond to people in need.
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