Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.

 Peter is getting ready to move to Wellington. In Roberto's latest weirdo post a guy with a name similar to Tent's keeps going on about Peter, Petros and stones and rocks. 

Are Roberto and his friend being humerous? This is going to really confuse Peter who is not known to be good at jokes. 

Don't worry Peter, I'll help you out. Here are some jokes that you can use:

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar.

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I hope that helps.

Well, it's going to be a pretty quiet day here. It seems that I've caught Shelley's cough. Damn!

I'll try to get some violin practice done. I've got work tomorrow and Harrison minding on Thursday, so let's hope that I can get this cough under control pronto.

The weather looks good in Wainui this morning, though you never know when it might change. 

I'll leave you there for this morning.

Ciao tutti.