mercoledì 29 ottobre 2025

Another chair blowing over.

 


TC (Peter) warns us tells us to expect a post from him about a storm up north and a chair blowing over. It won't be the first time he has presented us with this topic. Yawn.

Bob's discombobulate Bobadilish's (Robert's) latest post gives us updated advice about getting into Heaven.

Luke painted many years after his time.

"Jesus reminds us that not all will be saved. Luke 13:22-30. It's no good just turning up. You have to be trained and ready. It's like if you want to be an All Black. It takes years of practice. "Many will try to enter (the kingdom of God) and not succeed.""

So, God makes us all, but most of us are just for practice at making humans and not really wanted, or expected to be up to scratch?

This God (with a capital letter) really sucks!

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I'll try to get a bit of bass practice (as well as violin practice) done today. Well, if you want to get into Heaven, you have to be good enough to be an All Black. If I'm going to get there by music practice, I'm going to have to be in about the best 30 in the world. Hey, that's a big order! Maybe I'll just practise because I need to. I hear that it's always summer in Hell. Anyway, my mum told me that Mr. Linford is probably in Heaven. 

I can't help wondering what chair blew over. Did he have to put a chair outside specifically so that he could write the blog post?

In that case, it would probably have been a tricky decision. Light or heavy? One that will blow over easily? One that can stand still until the really big winds come?

Well, with these blog posts we're getting, one word we will never have to use is riveting.



Though, maybe rivets could help Rob's roof problem?

That's it from me.

Ciao tutti.

3 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

"I'll try to get a bit of bass practice (as well as violin practice) done today. Well, if you want to get into Heaven, you have to be good enough to be an All Black."

Don't put too much tension on your strings at the top of your instruments though.
Tight Heads might be OK in rugby but are a no-no in music practice.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I was making it up about the chairs on the deck. They are long gone (like the dustbin lid that sailed away in the storm).

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

I loved reading your new post! 11.22am.