Richard 1:1 So, who has been chosen to disperse the word? Was there a list of chosen people? Is the word for all people? I, Richard, am here to answer these questions and many others. Is there one true god? No. According to people around the world there are many true gods. If you stand by one god, as many people do, how do you know yours is the one true god? Actually, you don't, but I am here to help you with this puzzle. Quite a few religions have their own sacred books. All inspired by some godly figure. Relax, I am here to sort this out for you. Just read my gospel, that's all you have to do.
Richard 1:2 If there was a god who made man (and let's not forget woman) he'd be like a father and hopefully would act like a good father. Such a god would not be handing out harsh, everlasting punishments. That's not what a good parent would do. A competent god would not be making angels who would finish up trying to take over and need eternal punishment. A competent, kind god would have more sense and empathy. Remember that this god would have the power to see how everything would turn out.
Richard 1:3 Move away from your twisted religions and their faulty god. I am here to show you the way. What will happen to you when you die? Probably the same that will happen to everybody else. That is not for you to worry about right now. What you need to concentrate on is a constructive plan on how to live a good life. Follow the Holy Gospel according to Richard (of RBB) and I will introduce you to these skills.
Ah women and men.
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Richard's attempt to create his own gospel is an interesting read, but it raises more questions than answers. For instance, what makes him the authority on the one true god, and why should we follow his holy gospel?
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