Who is the blogger with the longest name?

 Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, and music snob.

Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation,
and music snob in dress up.

The Curmudgeon doesn't even get close on this one. Nor does Richard of Richard's Bass Bag* that comes in second.

So, what does Robert's ever growing name tell us?

• 1) He shows no interest, enthusiasm or concern while making a show of being morally superior, but admits that he sometimes breaks his god's laws.
• 2) He cleans toilets.
• 3) He feels he has the right, or correct knowledge, to inform others that a very unpleasant eternity awaits them after death.
• 4) He believes that his tastes in music are superior to those of other people.

To me the first point seems to contradict itself. It's hard to be morally superior when you claim to be a sinner.

The second point seems accurate, as long as he does a good job. Though most of us have cleaned a toilet at one time or another. I guess he's saying that he's a professional. Fair enough.

Number 3 is a dangerous one. As usual, this type of mean spirit comes from an unshakable belief that one's knowledge of how it all works is correct. It could serve as a good definition of people who believe in any god-type creature. 

For number 4 to be true, he would have to base his snobbery on the conviction that his music choices were based on a better ear than others and a huge knowledge of how music is, or can be, constructed. The first criterion would be tested by one's intonation when playing one's chosen instrument. I guess that's for each individual to be aware of. I haven't seen an acute knowledge of music theory or harmony, though to judge music on its complexity is a mistake. I guess that if he wants to judge himself as a snob, that's fine.

To sum up: Robert has the right to see himself and describe himself however he likes, just as The Curmudgeon describes himself as a bad tempered old person. 

The Curmudgeon. A bad tempered
old person.

I guess you could safely argue that The Curmudgeon's description of himself is more accurate than Robert's.

"Sheesh! I win!"

Well, in this case, who would want to win?

I guess these name choices are why Richard's Bass Bag* always remains at the very top of what blog readers prefer and love. Also, don't forget that it is the original bass bagging site.

Let's finish with the question I asked in the title to this post.

Who is the blogger with the longest name?

Congratulations Robert (tass,tc,toed,ams)

The winner!

Congratulations - the blogger
with the longest name!

* the original bass bagging site