Nothing to report today.

 I'll do some practice and I might wash half the house down.

Yes, yes, I hear you, on The Curmudgeon's blog that's enough for a series!

"Washing The House Down Part 1.

The Old Girl is in the office so I'm using my laptop in the kitchen.

It's a beautiful day up north and holiday makers have begun to arrive at our quiet little shark infested bay. Sheesh!

Today I'll begin cleaning the house with my secret formula - warm water, dishwashing liquid and vinegar.

Oops, I suppose it's not so secret anymore.

I'll start on the southern end of the house and move to the east. I'll take it slowly and carefully because The Old Girl will want to inspect my work before we play snooker this evening. Have I said "Sheesh!" yet?

Well, I like to use that word at least once in a post. 

I can hear holiday makers roaring around our little road. Sheesh! I should make up a sign saying, "Slow down pillocks!" Ah, but some self-righteous moron would paint over it. 

I'd better get out there and get the job done.

Stay tuned for Part 2!"

If this were a Curmudgeon post, some music would follow - he'd probably choose Supertramp today.

"I Drink Warm Water." Supertramp.