Who should be The Happy Curmudgeon?

 Here are our three picks.

1)

Okay, this guy is our favourite - he's a 'Happy' Curmudgeon, but he's not too happy.
The Hitler moustache keeps him grounded. The 'happy smile' could also be
taken as a smirk. It is also not too hard to imagine this guy saying, "Sheesh!"
The question needs to be asked, "Just how happy should a Curmudgeon be?"
For us, here at 'the bag', this guy ticks all the boxes.

2)

This guy takes second place because he can even muster a smile after biting himself!
The dark glasses make a very small guess that he might be a little bit 'cool', 
although we all guess that this probably is not the case.
The t-shirt suggests that he is relaxed and might even be able to muster a slight sense of humour.
It is possible that this guy might be able to pull off being The Happy Curmudgeon.

3)

In a comment, Robert 1722 16181523195* suggested that the Happy Curmudgeon
should say nice things about religion.
Wouldn't it be nicer if The Happy Curmudgeon was nice to and accepting of all people?
This is the statement that Robert was hoping to make when he appeared in this photo.
I believe that Robert holds GLBTQ+ people close to his heart. 
Maybe even closer than religion?
Otherwise, why would he have taken this photo?
Here is a viable third option.

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Okay, now you have our suggestions. Please choose wisely because the last thing we need is another Curmudgeon doing a series on his gardening or his windows.

Choose carefully because...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

* I have no clue what the numbers mean.