'Angles We Have Heard On High.'

 [A new weekly series that will soon be available on all reputable broadcasting sites.]

Angles We Have Heard On High tells the story, or really times in their existence, of two guardian angles named Jess and Ron. Ron is the one in red.

Jess (some of you might have noticed that her name is only one alphabet letter different from God's only known son, Jesus - played in this series by Angry Jesus, a well known, and much loved, character on Richard's Bass Bag.*) has been taken on as a guardian angel and put in charge of a boy who was originally from Wellington, New Zealand, but has made his home in the far north. God seems to have a soft spot for Jess. I don't think that God is so fond of her charge, Peter.

God

Ron has also been put in charge of a kiwi lad, known as Rob. Rob is a very good Catholic and follows everything that he is told to do. He also helps out in the church shop.

If you've read our previous post, you'll know that The Pope decided to change the name 'angel' to 'angle' because that is how people often finish up spelling it on social media. I guess that part of The Pope's job is to try and save people, so he has had to sacrifice English grammar and spelling in the cause of salvation.

In Wellington (the capital city) The Pope's words are passed on by two priests - Father Mike from Taihape and Father Orange.

Father Mike from Taihape

Father Orange

Jess has her work cut out with Peter because he keeps falling off things and seems slow to learn. Ron, on the other hand, gets on well with Rob, but he knows that he really needs to sit down with Rob and talk about how angles are really sexless beings, so it doesn't really matter if they dress like men or women. Rob seems to have a slight problem with this. 

You'll notice other characters drifting in and out of the series. One of these characters is Zeus (played by himself) who has some interesting discussions with God. Watch out for him.

Zeus

Marie 'the none' also shows up to share some silly ideas.

Marie 'the none'

Episode One should be out in the near future, so sit back and get ready for an action packed adventure!

See you soon.

* the original bass bagging site