A little known standup comic from Whangarei will probably play to a sold out crowd when he performs soon at Wellington's Opera House. He is becoming very well known for his place name puns and his incredibly funny jokes. I'm currently trying to get tickets. I don't care what they cost because he is said to be an exceptional comedian.
Talking of funny guys from way up north, The Curmudgeon (aka Peter) is presently tidying up his Whangarei house with the plan of moving back to Wellington.
Peter fancies himself as a comedian but the funniest thing he has done, to date, is bite his lip while stuffing his face. In a private email to me Peter asked if, on his arrival in Wellington, he could be introduced to some Wainuiomata locals who could possibly teach him some good jokes. I'll do my best to help, but we certainly don't want our best local jokes being told incorrectly or having 'mea culpa' added on the end.
I spent over nine hours babysitting big boy sitting yesterday. I'm not allowed to post photos online of my 'client' but let me say that he is a cute little guy who usually never stops moving. I say he's a big boy because he's coming up 20 months and already gets more of my jokes than Peter seems to. He gives me some very good cuddles too. Peter doesn't do that either. To be fair though, I don't wipe Peter's bottom for him or put cream on it with my finger.
That's all for today.
Ciao tutti.
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Just remember not to lick that cream off your finger after you ... oh, too late, never mind.
At least my tongue is looking healthy.
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