"Really - it's enough to make me want to soak my feet in cherry juice or suck shit off my finger."

 That was the sentence TC used to wrap up his latest post. It seems that he's having computer problems. 

This is Peter 'looking under the bonnet'
of his computer.

Well, this type of action worked for him in the old days.

Actually, Peter's car was white and I don't think it was a Humber 80, though it was something similar. 

Anyway, it was a tough old car - I remember that Mike Wilson drove it a long way with the handbrake on.

Out of the group who were members of the WSCPC Society Peter was the oldest.

"A white sport coat and a pink carnation,

Doo wha,

I'm all dressed up for the dance."

Peter is still the oldest. Computers are not of his generation, which probably explains why he has trouble operating them.

I borrowed Peter's joke.

Maybe he'd be better off starting with something like a typewriter?

And computers?

Really - it's enough to make Peter want to soak his feet in cherry juice or suck shit off his finger.

Ah well, if that makes him happy. 

Give anything a try, I say.