Made possible by the Earl of Sandwich.

 

Billy thought of the Earl of Sandwich with gratitude.

"I don't like messy fingers. I hate stickiness! I hate it when whatever you touch gets all dirty and greasy, but I sometimes love to eat greasy things. How can I get around this? I'm spending a lot of time downsizing, at present. The last thing my mate would want to see would be jam stains on a wall or greasy marks on a window. That would not help the great migration south.

Holding bread is like holding cardboard - your hands remain clean. If you have something messy firmly placed between two slices, hey, no problem! Both hunger and cleanliness are satisfied."

Billy smiled.

Lower down!

No, keep going down!

Yes, that's better.

Billy smiled.

Billy thought of sandwiches and was happy.