Sore Ting.

 I checked the parts of a human body and there is no part called a ting.

The Curmudgeon last posted six days ago and, from memory, was saying something about his ting being sore. Okay, he had a bit of a miss spelling, but that's not unusual because he doesn't proofread what he writes.

Maybe he hurt it while doing his house-moving exercise? Hey, houses can be heavy. Okay, it doesn't sound like he helped much with the front garden, but maybe he got too close when one of those railway sleepers was being moved? Maybe a ting is part of the foot? Maybe my diagram of the body doesn't go into enough detail? I apologise for that, if it is the case.

Maybe The Curmudgeon will leave a comment to advise us what went wrong? Though his last few comments have been a bit strange.

He might write something like, "Ting-In-Foot-Sore  I-Blame-The Old-Schoolteacher."

Well, to be fair, he is getting old AND he does have a sore ting.