Today is the day we remember Non-Saint Graham.

 

"What is a Non-Saint?" I hear you say. Well, Catholics have their saints, Atheists like to celebrate their non-saints and today just happens to be Graham's day, 24th. of April. Graham was born in Invercargill and attended Aurora College from 1966 until 1969. He never stayed around for the Upper Sixth. Graham is still alive because non-saints don't get martyred. He worked most of his life as a forklift driver and storeman, but is now retired and likes to play cards and belongs to a ukelele club. 

Graham took the picture.

So, how can an atheist become a non-saint? Easy, you just fill out a form and, if you get picked, you are given a day. You really don't need to do anything else. As long as you stay away from churches and don't buy into too much bullshit. Really, not much is known about Graham's life, except that he lied about going to Aurora College because it opened in 2005. Maybe Graham has good reasons for not wanting to tell you where he really went to school. Ah well, this little lie adds a bit of mystery to Graham's life. We atheists can live with that. Have a great day, Graham!