What's this all about?

 

I hope that's not his dick hanging over the donkey's head!

Someone got the dress code all wrong and I hope that donkey isn't shitting all over the footpath. It can't be Jesus because those are modern buildings behind the bloke and his donkey. Maybe he's some sort of hippie?

I know, I'll ring Robert. After all, he put the picture up on his blog.

"Hi, Rich."

"Hi Rob. Who's that guy on the donkey in your latest post. Is that his dick on the donkey's head?

"No, that's the donkey's hair. It's a modern celebration of Palm Sunday. The feast commemorates Christ's triumphal entry into Jerusalem, an event mentioned in each of the four canonical Gospels."

"What are the canonical Gospels? Are they all some sort of gun?"

"They are the first four books of the New Testament. They are texts approved by general consensus in the church and are recognized as divinely inspired and which faithfully hand on the apostolic tradition."

"So, somebody made them up?"

"Well, they were supposedly inspired by God."

"Which one?"

"They're all one person."

"So, the dove had a wing in it?"

"I guess so."

"I can't see any palms in your picture."

"It's just a modern day reenactment. Maybe palms weren't available, or the guy with the palms was running late?"

"You just can't trust those palm guys! They should have got some plastic ones from one of those $2 shops. I guess that God could have passed some down."

"God is a busy person."

"But I thought he could handle anything. Though, he doesn't seem to be able to stop wars or get rid of Trump. Maybe it's time for another great flood?"

"Okay Rich, I've got to go. I'm on church shop duty."

"Okay Rob, see you later."