B D# B(8va) A# F# Recapitulation.

 Cynical Jesus and Beautiful Jesus were waiting.

Cynical Jesus

Beautiful Jesus

Angry Jesus was taking a dump and had been gone for a while.

"I hope he washes his hands well." quipped Cynical Jesus.

"Where does that music come from?" asked Beautiful Jesus. "Those other two bloggers don't seem to be able to find it."

"Ah, you mean those grammatically challenged two?" chuckled Cynical Jesus. "They're probably tone deaf."

"Don't be like that. I love you."

"Holy mother of God!"

Angry Jesus turned up looking a bit lighter.

Angry Jesus

"I talked to dad." said Angry Jesus. "He said it would be a relief for him to get rid of the humans. Looks like he's really lost interest in them. He said the Holy Ghost was spending a lot of time in Heaven playing video games and that he wouldn't care what we do."

"I thought the Holy Ghost was Mrs. God!" exclaimed Beautiful Jesus.

"Okay, okay, she." grumbled Angry Jesus. "Well, she ain't no babe you know!"

Cynical Jesus started whistling, "B  D#  B(8va)  A#  F#."

"I'm thinking of getting an Apple." said Angry Jesus.

"Well, just keep Eve away." quipped Cynical Jesus.

"So, who is this Peter guy? Is he the same one who was an apostle?" asked Beautiful Jesus.

"No pretty boy." retorted Angry Jesus.  "Just a guy who drinks a lot of wine. He has a blog called The Curmudgeon. Actually he has a swag of blogs but most of them don't get updated. I work through Richard's Bass Bag* because it is miles better than anything else around here. There's another guy called Robert the something or other. He keeps praying to me, a real nuisance. I see he's used both of you as advertising on his blog."

"I love Robert." said Beautiful Jesus.

"Fuck." said Angry Jesus.

"Put me in charge of Hell." said Cynical Jesus.

* the original bass bagging site