martedì 15 ottobre 2024

Peter is coming home!

 

This is wonderful news
for all his Wellington
friends!

Will he choose to live in Wainuiomata or Moera?

I'll be honest - probably not.

At any rate, it will be great to have him here!

What? You don't know Peter?

Here's a little background...

Peter grew up in the Wellington suburb of Mornington (or there abouts).  He was one of the first Kiwi boys to sport a mohawk.



After finishing primary school, he was sent to St. Patrick's College (town) where he was more heavily indoctrinated into the Roman Catholic faith and made it into 3P. 

That was in 1966.

After that he went to Victoria University, where he tried to find a girlfriend. A friend named Tony tried to help him out. He told Peter that young women preferred young guys who were pissed.

Peter stayed single for a very long time.

Then Peter got into the wine industry.


His friend Richard (of RBB) was able to teach him all about women and he eventually met his lifelong partner, Lynn. He has thanked Richard (of RBB) many times for his help.

Then Peter got into blogging. He had moved way up north, where he was falling into streams at the golf course and upsetting other tennis players.

His blog went by the name of The Curmudgeon. He wrote some very good posts, but then he got into house maintenance, gardening, moving his trailer and outside chairs being blown over.


He also bought some very silly boots.


He also started about 400 other blogs.

The list goes on, and on, and on.

The good news is, and maybe it was caused by medical intervention, that now he plans to move back to his hometown - Wellington.


Welcome home, Peter.


4 commenti:

Rob ha detto...

Yes, it makes sense as we age to be closer to medical care...and the ambulances are free in Wellington!

Anonimo ha detto...

Fox News is on the lookout for reporters.
With your particular eye for accuracy and research you’d be a shoo-in.

Anonimo ha detto...

Is Rob doing a thing on the ten commandments for them?

Anonimo ha detto...

Too late - they’re already going to hell.