martedì 15 settembre 2026

The Loan Arranger.

 Need a loan?

You could try this guy.

No.



This guy probably won't be able to help either.

He's often referred to in Thorndon
as The Lone Raccoon.
 
Though, probably best to search Thorndon for the real guy.
Here is all about The Loan Arranger...

He was never employed by banks or loan sharks.
He always offered low interest rates and precise speech devoid of slang and colloquialisms.
Whenever he was forced to use lawyers, he never took customers to court, but instead tried to make their repayments as easy as possible.
He was never put in a hopeless situation; e.g., he was never seen as a bit of a crook.
He rarely referred to himself as the Loan Arranger. If someone's suspicions were aroused, the Loan Arranger would present his credentials to confirm his identity. Usually someone would ask, "Who was that generous man?" as the Loan Arranger was going about his business. His decision to adopt the moniker of Loan Arranger was inspired by Brent; following the ambush at Westpac Bank, the Loan Arranger was able to win people over with his sincerity—in other words, he was the "loan" ranger. Brent noted this.
Though the Loan Arranger offered his aid to individuals or small groups facing powerful adversaries, the ultimate objective of his story always implied that their benefit was only a byproduct of the development of Thorndon.
The Loan Arranger enjoyed Cleanskin wine, and always kept a few bottles at home, he kept his wine glasses very clean.
Customers were never shown in enviable positions of wealth or power, and they were never successful or glamorous. They were just regular people. Some were even Catholics.


By the way, Italian is quite different from Filipino.
L'italiano è piuttosto diverso dal filippino.

Ciao tutti.

1 commento:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Very good.
I imagine your early experience as a schoolboy in Thorndon taught you wit and punning.
Regression in old age can be a good thing.