giovedì 27 aprile 2023

Warning! Warning!

 Warning 1.

Whenever you see a picture like this on The Curmudgeon's blog get ready to be bored out of your tree.


It is a sure sign that something is happening on his property and we're going to hear all about it.
YES, there will be a series.
Yes, there will be unnecessary detail.
Yes, there'll be a picture of the old chap dressed up in some silly outfit.
I'm simply warning you for your own mental safety.

Warning 2.

Pictures like this should act like a red flag to a bull.


Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, and music snob is about to embark on another crusade. 
An earbashing about some writer, or religious nutter, is on the way.
This time it is Ernest Hemmingway.

Probably best if you stay away from these two blogs and go for a walk or see a movie.

No need for thanks, poor readers.


7 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Rude!

Anonimo ha detto...

Didn't you realise that Robert's paddling pool is that big?

Richard (of RBB)

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I've got to get some more photos of the earthworks outside. I've got a few now - before/during/after that I know you're itching to see. I might put them in a PowerPoint presentation kind of like those slide shows that your relatives brought with them when they visited back in the day.

Anonimo ha detto...

"Thank you." he said sheepishly.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

He only did that because his favourite read - "My Life and Loves" by Frank Harris had pages sticking together at his favourite sections.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

What - even when you've been dreaming about Pope Francis or Saint Faustina?

Anonimo ha detto...

I'm out of here. If I'd known that silly little Catholic men were going to include me in their masturbatory fantasies I'd never have written about my masturbatory fantasies about Jesus.

- Faustina Kowalska