martedì 10 dicembre 2024

Some of my favourite jokes at this stage.

 


A popular writer wrote a play that took place over big words that were painted on the stage. They were dysgraphia, embankment, accoutrements, anachronistic and assiduous. The playwright was asked the meaning of having these specific big words painted on the stage.
He replied, "Ah, it's just a play on words."


Taken in Levin.

'Levin' (Le vin) is French for 'the wine'.




I went along to our local cards club. They said you needed to bring your own cards. Earlier that day I had meant to pick some up but had forgotten. I searched all the cupboards and draws in our house as it was now time to go to the club. All I managed to find was some very small playing cards. I got to the cards club and sat down at one of the tables with three other people. The three of them looked at my cards. One of them said, "Hey, they are very small cards."
I thought for a second and then I replied, "No big deal."

5 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Is this an example of post haste?

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

A fun pun there Mr. Downsizer. Now get back to work matey!

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I just did two and a half hours digging and laying paving stones. That’s it for me today.
How’s the vintage looking in Wine-uiomata?
They wash the largest organ on their body a lot down there I hear.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Just did another couple of hours of paving until it started to rain. A tip run this afternoon if it clears up.
I have been working. How about you?

Rob ha detto...

The largest organ is the skin, so I wonder what they spend their time applying soap to in Wanganui.