mercoledì 30 ottobre 2024

Good news everyone, there is no Hell.

 



16 commenti:

Robert the sinner ha detto...

There was nobody living in New Zealand.

Anonimo ha detto...

What about Africa and China, to name two places?

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

They obviously don't count in Robert's religion because they were heathens.

Robert the sinner ha detto...

What fool wrote on that map? Primitives? The civilizations before and during that period inspired the'classical' era of the 16th-17th century. God probably chose that era for Jesus because communications and roads had reached an advanced level under the Roman Empire. The Word spread quickly throughout Europe. Mary played a part converting millions also through her apparitions at Guadalupe in central America in the 16th century.

Robert the sinner ha detto...

From memory the apostle St James was martyred in India. So the Word was also spreading into Asia even in the first century. North Africa is known to have strong Christian communities that date back to those times also.

Anonimo ha detto...

Ha ha, I think Robert misses Richard’s point about the more ancient civilisations.

Anonimo ha detto...

St. James died in Jerusalem. Read your Bible properly Rob.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Wainuiomata must be stuck in a time warp.

Anonimo ha detto...

Please explain.
RBB

Robert the sinner ha detto...

I heard last night that England had a Christian community long before St Augustine visited there in the 6th century.

Anonimo ha detto...

And I heard last night that there were kiwi on Noah's ark.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

And, in his book, D. Handri says that there were also kangaroos on the ark.
"Before the day for the planned flood Noah contacted a delivery company in Jerusalem and a ship was sent to what is now called Australia. Back then it was known as The Far South."
Handri's book is called 'Untold Historical Facts'.

RBB

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

There is also proof that god borrowed water from other planets to make the great flood possible.

Anonimo ha detto...

Well, I don’t want to talk out of school but I heard that Jesus turned most of that water into wine and all the pissheads drowned while trying to drink it. Only the wowsers survived which is why Christians today are so boring.

TC

Anonimo ha detto...

Yes, that is mentioned somewhere in the bible.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I remember a verse from the Bible from 2 Kings that might be your memory trigger - you know, food and wine. Is it this one?

2 Kings 6:28-29"Then he asked her, 'What's the matter?' She answered, 'This woman said to me, "Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son." So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him.'"