I wouldn't be surprised if Peter (aka The Curmudgeon) is planning to build a long drop toilet.

 Well, he has been talking about these devices quite a bit lately.

Here is what I suspect his plan is:

1) He'll need to find a spot on his property that has very deep soil, as this will make the digging easier. He needs to dig a very deep hole so that the poo has somewhere to go. We know that he plans to put newspapers down the hole.

His hole will need to look something like this.

2) He'll need to build a seat with a hole in it.

3) He'll need to build a shed that is big enough for one person. He'll also need a gadget to hand the toilet paper on.

Okay, all done.

That only leaves one small problem.

Where do you wash your hands?

Any comments giving advice on this matter would be hugely appreciated.

Don't forget that he doesn't want people with unwashed hands traipsing through his house.

Thanks, in anticipation.