The sun is out.
This is the same god who said, "Hey, we won't have any problems with our clergy in the church."
Though, Robert wrote a post on this and he seems to think it's just a bit of a glitch.
Maybe we just need another flood.
Where's Noah?
I haven't done any practice yet today, but I have taken care of a few jobs - I'm working on the music for a Scottish gig that I should never have accepted and I painted the bit on Shelley's car where she got hit by a supermarket trolley - the damage doer buggered off. Bastard!
Okay, I'd better get some violin practice done.
Let's see if we can get fifty comments on this post.
Ciao tutti.
102 commenti:
Well, it was a short post but one really deserving of a comment. I enjoyed it.
James McCarthy
Yes, I'm with James on this one.
Simon Plerty
That guy Robert should join up with us Presbyterians. We have a great church. It's very clean too.
John O'Brady
I heard somewhere that he's the guy who cleans our church! Is that true?
Vincent Prode
I go to that church too. I think it is just a rumour.
John Toiletseat
Hey man, that's an unusual surname.
Vincent Prode
I know. I get told that all the time. I have a friend named James Shitface. I guess it could be worse.
John Toiletseat.
I always get suspicious when I see strange surnames on a blog (in the comments section).
Hey, Robert, I'm a Catholic too. The press is making too much of these abuse allegations.
Benedict Brothers
Flush off shithead! I can't help my surname.
John Toiletseat
Sorry. I didn't mean to offend. Anyway, it's a fitting name for a Presbyterian.
Benedict Brothers
That just shows how fucked up you Catholics are!
John Toiletseat
"I know. I get told that all the time. I have a friend named James Shitface. I guess it could be worse.
John Toiletseat."
Let's hope that Shitface doesn't meet up with Toiletseat. Then they'd really need a cleaner.
You thinking about calling Robert?
Hey guys, can you leave me out of all this silly shit?
James Shitface
"Wipe your nose sonny boy" was always a good retort that Tony used.
It never got him into trouble. It was just his friends that got beaten up because of it.
You and me?
Richard (of RBB)
They used to tell me to wipe my dirty face.
James Shitface
- on our way to 50 -
!!!!!
It's a long walk though.
Comment, comment, comment, comment, comment...
Okay, you probably get the idea.
"You and me?"
Yes, in or near Wilton I think but he also did it to me at St Pat's in the 4th form.
Well done on the comments by the way. How do you do it?
25, well, unfortunately 26 now but 50 has to be a bit of a stretch doesn't it?
Maybe Robert will help. He's got plenty of imaginary friends.
He could start with those bi-locationists for a start, and then there are the flaggelists. The Maryans are worth a comment or two and those nutty kids who hear voices are worth a go. I'd be calling up the talking donkey and the burning bush for a comment or two as well. Those crazy old ladies who 'witness' tears from statues of Jesus, Mary and Joseph should be worth mining. Fathers Orange, Purple, Awaythebetter and Inbecauseilike it should contribute as well.
Looks like you're on a roll.
Thanks.
We're getting there!
Slowly.
"Softly, softly catchy monkey." as my dad used to say.
He said that a lot.
Multiple times.
Catchee.
Oh what the hell - here are a few more ....1
2.
3.
Robert's pals are a bit slow coming forward. Maybe they don't exist after all.
God said he wouldn't do the flood thing again, so Noah can concentrate on the beatific vision and relax.
I prefer the chaff and wheat parable.
The goats and the wheat one is good too.
Then there is the rich man looking up from hell asking Lazarus to warn his brothers. That speaks to me.
I suppose I should tell you today's gospel, it being Sunday and all that.
It starts with Jesus talking to Nicodemus.
He says the son of man must be lifted up...an allusion to the cross.
By this the world will be saved.
'Whoever believes in him will not be condemned,
but whoever does not believe has already been condemned'.
You talked about the sun...
'..the light came into the world, but people preferred darkness to light, because their works were evil'.
'Whoever lives the truth comes to the light, so that his works may be clearly seen as done by God'.
So let's move to the light. God is an ocean of compassion.
47. I want to reach 50.
Imagine the smile on Richard's face.
50. Have a blessed day... see you at 9am Mass.
I'm standing outside the church and 9am mass is well underway.
Where are you?
Came home again.
Richard (of RBB)
It’s all go in Martianland that’s for sure.
Standing room only today. I sat down the back on the floor. I had to be close to the sacristy.
I sat down in my livingroom.
R (of RBB)
"I sat down in my livingroom."
As I said earlier - "It’s all go in Martianland that’s for sure".
Yeah,
that's certainly
for sure.
Richard (of RBB)
I know what you're doing.
What?
Please tell.
Reminds me of William Tell.
He was a bit like Robin Hood.
He was a bit like Robin Hood.
Ah, Friar Tuck!
You wouldn't want to mispronounce that!
It is important to have the 'F' first.
And not the 'T'.
Peter is 71.
Senility is sad really and to witness decline is a shame.
Still, if it keeps the old guy happy it’s OK.
73
74
75
76 - the year I went to Teachers' College.
77 - Taumaranui on the main trunk line.
78 - There's a sheila at the station...
Still Taumaranui.
79
80 - Seaview Appleby.
Monday
Work this morning,
but not for Peter.
Tsk tsk.
I see that we are still clinging to the old obsessions.
- The Curmudgeon's Agony Aunt
Hey Agony Aunt,
I heard that your job was one the line.
Richard (of RBB)
Oops, on the line.
Sorry about the proofreading.
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85
86
87
88
89
Ninety.
How far to 100?
Who will help?
TC's Agony Aunt?
Nope.
Silly old cunt.
Nope, I'll walk this alone.
Hey, Robert might help.
Just four comments to go.
Everest of blogging!
Can... do this...
I can.
Done! 😉 😀
I hope that you clean up after you.
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