I didn't make it to the bluegrass jam. The old time jam guy learning songs came first. I gave up just before it finished. There were six of us when things got underway. Three banjos, one guitar, one fiddle and an acoustic bass guitar. One of the banjo players had a stack of songs he wanted to try learn and the 90 minute session involved people playing along while this guy tried to get his very simple songs right. A couple of people disappeared outside and a little play along / chat session seemed to develop out there. I left ten minutes before the bluegrass jam was due to start. Enough time wasted. Hey, a jam is where a group of musicians play tunes that everybody has had a chance to contribute to.
At least I have that art exhibition gig coming up! I found out that it doesn't really go for 6 or 7 nights. There is the opening night, where I play, then I'm welcome to come back and play in the gallery while the exhibition is on, which I will.
We need a picture on this post.
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No, this is not me cooking sausages. It's just a random picture. |
Here's another random picture.
According to Rob, these pictures will not induce as much hostility as spiritual things.
Well, Rob, that was quite a comment you left on my last post.
"I heard an account of an exorcism. There were several people including a protestant minister. The Catholics all went to confession before hand; but the protestant minister said he had no need as he went straight to God. In due course the exorcism began. Prayers were said and the first minor demon was easily expelled. The next demon was a higher level one. Satan is called the accuser because he loves to tell God about our sins. Anyway the demon looked at all the people present and was frustrated at finding no sin until he came to the protestant minister. The demon rapidly shouted 300 sins the minister had on his soul. Then another 300 more, followed by yet another 300!"![]() |
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Who's next?" |
27 commenti:
Thank you for your contribution.
Hey, I'm the guy they call Satan. Remember that this perfect god made me knowing how it was going to turn out. He wanted this outcome. He needed a 'bad guy' to play off.
Think about it. The guy knows everything that is going to happen.
Lucifer
OK. Thanks for coming.
But I haven't. I wasn't even excited.
Isn’t it about time you got out of bed?
I'm up.
I watched your blossom post. No words.
Is this what we can expect from you from now on?
Blossom? Why does this phone keep changing my words?
I don't know but more power to it.
Get it to check your socks and underpants too.
A funny man!
Sorry, I meant that I met a funny man the other day.
Didn't your mother warn you about those public conveniences?
Was the barbeque picture an allusion to hell?
Hell no.
Oh heavens, I feel like I've been stupid.
Hell? No.
Hello now.
Oh heave in me. I feel like I've been in stew, Pid.
I'll clean the dish.
Pid
The comments from you two sound like a conversation between patients in the Stroke unit at hospital.
Yot ewe is mean?
CT iz zo cleaver:
Mor cemments dan petha.
Fuck!
I wonder if there is another blogging group in another universe I can join?
I'm only showing you why grammar and proofreading are important.
I'm sure that another universe would appreciate your efforts more.
Maybe Robert's Holy Dove can assist you in the relocation.
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