Okay here's a summary of me.
- Can't get a violin gig.
- Can't get a double bass gig.
- I'm a bit short of puff these days.
- Sometimes a trip to the supermarket is the highlight of my day.
- I don't get many comments on my blog.
- It's cold down by our computer because I can't find a suitable heater.
I bet now that even the other two bloggers around here are feeling sorry for me.
WELL DON'T!
Because I have one special gift, and I'm a genius at this activity!
I'd even go so far as to say I'm world class!
I'm THE EARRING MAN!
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| No, I don't wear them. Read on. |
Whenever Shelley loses an earring, which is quite a common occurrence, especially after a Cleanskin or two...
I FIND IT!
I hate to boast, but I'm a specialist Sherlock Holmes!
Lose an earring anywhere and, by a series of deductions,
I WILL FIND IT!
If ever there was a special thing, like a gift from god...
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...this is mine!
I'm just so special!
I AM THE EARRING MAN!
Lose an earring and I will find it - it's that simple.
This is raw talent!
Talent you just can't buy or practise up.
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Everyone has a calling I guess.
There's a pun in there if you can find it.
Don't mess with The Earring Man!
The old guy's lost his bearings
Read of it above in his text
His hobby now is earrings
Cross-dressing will be next
All you've done is, like Putin, invaded Lynn's office. I've been able to return Shelley's lost treasures. I believe that I'm one up on Jesus. When Rob reads this, he will agree.
Why did the woman who said "what?" look under the sofa cushion? She wanted to recover her earring.
2026
Peter was finally back in (or near) Wellington. The house up north was sort of sold but both Wainuiomata and Moera were now a bit out of his price range. Fortunately he had found a slightly rundown house in Seaview, just south of Moera. It was on the Eastbourne bus route, so he and Lynn could still get into Wellington for the night life. Tonight they would take the bus and celebrate. Unfortunately, Lynn could not find one of her earrings. What! Peter did not know where to look or what to do!
Jeepers!
Is that prescient?
Still, at least I'm familiar with Seaview so it could be worse.
I worked in Seaview on a summer job in 1972 at Mobil. It was a great job.
Seaview, once the industrial crap gets moved will be a seaside idyll.
Now, if I can only live for another 72 years ...
I know where the earring is.
Don't worry.
It'll show up in a few days.
See this:
AI Overview
My Toddler Swallowed a Penny—Now What?
Swallowed jewellery, if it passes the food pipe and stomach, usually passes through the entire digestive system within 2-3 days. It will typically show up in the stool without any issues. If the object gets stuck in the esophagus, it may cause pain or difficulty swallowing and require immediate medical attention.
AI? Che stronzata!
Yes, shit but you don’t need to involve the bull.
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