Everybody likes to be master of something.

 There is no question that The Curmudgeon is the master of the short post.

Here are a few ways you can improve your short posting:

• Don't have much to say.
• Start and then run out of ideas.
• Both of the above.

As he got into his thirties The Curmudgeon was quite cool.

As a youngster he fancied himself as a chick magnet but life is not always fair.

Now he can't even remember when he needs a haircut.

Now, to top it all off, he is writing short posts.

"Sheesh!" To quote the old guy himself.

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