Spoiler alert!

 First read this...

"Angles are pure intellects that do not have physical forms and do not reproduce sexually. They are created out of nothing by God at the dawn of creation. Angles are numerous, immaterial, and immortal, so they don’t need to reproduce. Angles neither marry nor have sex. In the resurrection, human beings will be like the angles in heaven, who “neither marry nor are given in marriage”."

Now look at this picture of a very famous angle named Michael, who holds a high rank up in Heaven, even though he's a bit of a thug.

Look closely at Michael's tummy.

Michael has a belly button! Read again what it says up above in the first paragraph.

"Angles neither marry nor have sex."

Well, hello, this guy has a mum! That's where the umbilical chord comes out of a baby that is in its mother's womb.

SEX HAPPENED HERE!

That's the only way a baby gets into a mother's womb (except for Jesus who was plonked in - though, maybe he still needed an umbilical chord).

Someone, like a Catholic, needs to report this to God!

This thug has to be an imposter!

Hey, no thanks needed, Catholics.

Richard's Bass Bag* is happy to help out.

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