Shelley said to me this morning, among other things, "They're expecting snow down south."
I replied, "That's like putting on a show."
She replied, "How come?"
I replied, "Snow business like show business."
Robert laughs. |
Listen HERE.
Okay, okay, I'm not going to use up all my fabulous jokes at once. That'll have to do you for today.
It's a wet morning in Wainuiomata, where the girls are smarter.
Talking about girls, my daughter turns 40 in a couple of weeks. She's throwing a party and wants people to dress with a bit of style.
No problem for me.
After all, Style is my middle name! |
The hat cost $6 at Pete's Emporium. It said on the label, "Size fits most."
When she was a teenager, we were living in Tauranga. One morning I was doing some bass practice and she came out to sit in front of the heater. It was a cold morning. I was practising her tune. I said to her, "I wrote this tune for you."
She thought for a moment and then replied, "One of these mornings, if you don't shut up, someone's going to break that bass."
True story.
Well, I'll leave you there for today. I've heard that Peter intends to write a post this morning. I'll go and have a look.
Ciao.
* the original bass bagging site
22 commenti:
Are you sure about ‘Style’ being your middle name?
Maybe you meant ‘Stool’.
Robert laughs.
But Robert already laughed on the post.
He's probably laughing at that hat.
Are you sitting on your stool, TC?
RBB
No, it represents 'Birth of the Cool'.
Maybe you have to be cool to recognize it?
RBB
Curse of the Fool is more fitting.
If the hat fits you, wear it.
RBB
I've got news for you my macrocephalic friend - that hat doesn't fit, it's too small for you.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Oops, sorry, my receding friend, I was just counting how many fucks I give.
Robert giggles.
Robert scratches an eye.
But really he should be practising for Sunday!
Peter scratches his head. "What's happening on Sunday?"
"Blue Drag." says Robert.
"A drag race?" wonders Peter.
Richard scratches his arse.
You could give me the hat - obviously I need it more than you.
Well, you guys could dress up as .... no, I won't go there.
Well actually all those plans of practising went out the window when S banged her leg, taking off a big hunk of skin... that was 2pm and we got back from the hospital after 11pm!
Mellow Yellow’s more appropriate for you kinky guys.
Hope she's doing okay. ❤️
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