venerdì 13 settembre 2024

Richard's Bass Bag*, where you'll find the best jokes!

 Shelley said to me this morning, among other things, "They're expecting snow down south."

I replied, "That's like putting on a show."

She replied, "How come?"

I replied, "Snow business like show business."

Robert laughs.

Listen HERE.


Okay, okay, I'm not going to use up all my fabulous jokes at once. That'll have to do you for today.

It's a wet morning in Wainuiomata, where the girls are smarter.

Talking about girls, my daughter turns 40 in a couple of weeks. She's throwing a party and wants people to dress with a bit of style.

No problem for me.

After all, Style is my middle name!

The hat cost $6 at Pete's Emporium. It said on the label, "Size fits most."

At speech time I'm going to tell the story of the song I wrote called 'Nefanie'.
Nefanie was her first attempt, as a little one, to say her name, Stephanie.

HERE.

When she was a teenager, we were living in Tauranga. One morning I was doing some bass practice and she came out to sit in front of the heater. It was a cold morning. I was practising her tune. I said to her, "I wrote this tune for you."

She thought for a moment and then replied, "One of these mornings, if you don't shut up, someone's going to break that bass."


True story.

Well, I'll leave you there for today. I've heard that Peter intends to write a post this morning. I'll go and have a look.

Ciao.



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22 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Are you sure about ‘Style’ being your middle name?
Maybe you meant ‘Stool’.

Robert the sinner ha detto...

Robert laughs.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

But Robert already laughed on the post.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

He's probably laughing at that hat.

Anonimo ha detto...

Are you sitting on your stool, TC?

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

No, it represents 'Birth of the Cool'.
Maybe you have to be cool to recognize it?

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Curse of the Fool is more fitting.

Anonimo ha detto...

If the hat fits you, wear it.
RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I've got news for you my macrocephalic friend - that hat doesn't fit, it's too small for you.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Oops, sorry, my receding friend, I was just counting how many fucks I give.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Robert giggles.

Robert the sinner ha detto...

Robert scratches an eye.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

But really he should be practising for Sunday!

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Peter scratches his head. "What's happening on Sunday?"

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

"Blue Drag." says Robert.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

"A drag race?" wonders Peter.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Richard scratches his arse.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

You could give me the hat - obviously I need it more than you.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Well, you guys could dress up as .... no, I won't go there.

Robert the sinner ha detto...

Well actually all those plans of practising went out the window when S banged her leg, taking off a big hunk of skin... that was 2pm and we got back from the hospital after 11pm!

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Mellow Yellow’s more appropriate for you kinky guys.

Anonimo ha detto...

Hope she's doing okay. ❤️