Project Violin 100 Update.

 9 hours done - 91 to go.

Robert: I can guess what he's practising.

Peter: Well, I can bet it's not a hymn. Maybe he has finally taken up the bagpipes.

Robert: No, my wiser and older brother will probably be pushing the limits of violin playing. I suspect Bach.

Peter: Nah, you're just promoting that Arnold Schwarzenegger joke.

Robert: God loves you, Peter. Well done.

Peter: Then why did the All Blacks need to lose?

Robert: To make people understand that abortion is bad. God works in mysterious ways. Hey, men are in charge here.

Peter: But whose body is it?

Robert: God made it, and he impregnated Mary. I guess he saved Joseph the job. He could then concentrate on his carpentry skills.

Peter: Okay, good point. Do you know any good hairdressers? I need a haircut.

Robert: Jesus wore long hair, AND make up. That was the fashion in the Middle East back then.

Peter: Oh, okay. I'll see if Lynn will lend me some eye shadow.