giovedì 29 agosto 2024

Since when has apple sauce been red?

 Okay, okay, I know there are red apples, but I'm talking about the stuff that is white and is inside the apple. Though I suppose the colour might change if you added a chilli, or two, or three, or four, or five, or more!

Anyway, have a look at this.



Hang on, let's go in a bit closer.


Yes, it's apple sauce - made by Barker's - but some idiot has added chilli. I think it must be used by August 24th., but it doesn't say which year.

What sort of an idiot would add chilli to apple sauce?

We know the answer...

It's that blogger whose name starts with 'The' and contains the word 'mud'.

You can look him up on our LINKS service.

Ciao.

9 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I heard of a blogger whose name contains the word ass.

Anonimo ha detto...

Must be American.

RBB

Second fiddle ha detto...

I'm wondering why, if he eats so much apple sauce, is he making tomato chilly?

Anonimo ha detto...

I think that he just thought that the tomatoes were too hot.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

3G witticisms. Set at a level reachable by the largest audience.

Anonimo ha detto...

I was sitting in a bar, having a quiet drink and The Curmudgeon walked in. He said, "Can I join you?"
I replied, "Why? Am I falling apart?"
He was from 3P and looked bewildered.
Then he said, "I was in 3P in 1966. I know a few Latin phrases. Mea culpa."
I replied, "Better Latin never."
He looked confused and got up and left.

RBB

Second fiddle ha detto...

Then a small woman walked over with one arm in her coat sleeve. She was having trouble getting the other arm in and said "Can you put on my coat?"
I replied "Sorry it would be too small for me".

Anonimo ha detto...

What were you doing in that bar Roberto?
Did anyone call you Rubber Toe, as they often do in Wainui?

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

The 1940s are calling. They want their jokes back.