Okay, okay, I know there are red apples, but I'm talking about the stuff that is white and is inside the apple. Though I suppose the colour might change if you added a chilli, or two, or three, or four, or five, or more!
Anyway, have a look at this.
Hang on, let's go in a bit closer.
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Yes, it's apple sauce - made by Barker's - but some idiot has added chilli. I think it must be used by August 24th., but it doesn't say which year.
What sort of an idiot would add chilli to apple sauce?
We know the answer...
It's that blogger whose name starts with 'The' and contains the word 'mud'.
You can look him up on our LINKS service.
Ciao.
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I heard of a blogger whose name contains the word ass.
Must be American.
RBB
I'm wondering why, if he eats so much apple sauce, is he making tomato chilly?
I think that he just thought that the tomatoes were too hot.
RBB
3G witticisms. Set at a level reachable by the largest audience.
I was sitting in a bar, having a quiet drink and The Curmudgeon walked in. He said, "Can I join you?"
I replied, "Why? Am I falling apart?"
He was from 3P and looked bewildered.
Then he said, "I was in 3P in 1966. I know a few Latin phrases. Mea culpa."
I replied, "Better Latin never."
He looked confused and got up and left.
RBB
Then a small woman walked over with one arm in her coat sleeve. She was having trouble getting the other arm in and said "Can you put on my coat?"
I replied "Sorry it would be too small for me".
What were you doing in that bar Roberto?
Did anyone call you Rubber Toe, as they often do in Wainui?
RBB
The 1940s are calling. They want their jokes back.
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