"Sheesh! Richard's posts are a hard act to follow!
I had him up on that 'Shoosh!' thing recently, only to be outsmarted again! At least he gave me the inspiration to write something about Zeus. That guy was wasted in 3G!
What if I did a post about me nicking hosts? Nope, done that. The garden thing is pretty well covered. Could I do a post about bagpipe practice? Robert's God, I don't even own a set of pipes. I've done the philosophy thing quite a bit lately. That never gets many comments. Well, nothing like Richard gets!
Maybe it's time to go back to the storm? I'll tell them that I'm wearing this helmet as a safety feature and not because I'm a bit senile. Let's see. I'll need a witty title...
BREWING UP A STORM*
I'm presently waiting for my tea to brew and listening to the storm outside. This is the worst we've had since that outside chair blew over.
Okay, time to pour that cuppa. I won't be going into town today, AND I'll be keeping my helmet on for protection.
I just read Richard's latest post. Robert's God, he goes on about his practice. I doubt he'll get to 520 hours. At least not before a neighbour throws a rock at his house.
I don't understand Robert. I tear the shit out of him on a daily basis and then the prick has a go at me! Mea culpa! That's Latin for 'I'm enjoying my cuppa'. Called me an idiot for wearing my cycle helmet inside. I'd really like to remind him who was in 3P! It was me Robert, it was me!
Okay, maybe I'm getting a bit hot under the collar. I guess I'm missing fighting with Mike at tennis. He is SUCH a prick! I know I could beat him, if he'd only shut up about his right-wing politics. Someone who should have been aborted is anti-abortion!
I've just noticed that I'm getting dangerously low on golf balls. What with The Old Girl being away, I could have gone down every day to get more. If it wasn't for this bloody weather! That reminds me to check on the outside furniture.
I'll see if there is anything new on the blogs. It must be 15 minutes since I last checked.
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* See how I set up a little pun to start my story."
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It's still stormy up here - fifth day in a row of rain and high winds.
Funny enough, I dreamed that I was playing the bagpipes last night but could only remember one tune - Black Bear.
Yes, I dreamed that I asked you to shut up. Bloody Black Bear over and over again!
A 3P boy should be able to handle that.
I wonder if Mike was a 'P' boy at his school.
Tony was at our one.
As it bothers you so much maybe we could make you an honorary one. Is there a ceremony for that I wonder?
Thanks but no. Being a G boy suits me fine. We didn't need to learn about cups of tea all day - mea culpa.
OK 'Harry'.
Write a book.
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