The principal was obviously trying to talk sense to his two side men as ‘Bro’ walked towards his brother. Reacher stood in the doorway beside the spotty boy.
“You the teacher here?” asked Bro.
The spotty boy interrupted. “Nah, he’s only a reliever.”
“Are you the teacher? That would have been better grammar.” suggested Teacher.
“You’d better not be fucking with my little bro!” said Bro arrogantly.
“Although paedophilia isn’t a trait of mine, bestiality would certainly override your suggested option.” replied Teacher.
Bro looked puzzled.
“Look, since you’re here, why not sit down and I could help you with some grammar.” suggested Teacher.
Bro looked even more puzzled.
“You looking for a beating?” he said.
“No, just some better grammar.” replied Teacher.
Suddenly a big brown hand grabbed Bro’s neck from behind and sat right across his Adam’s Apple. It belonged to a big African American man, who really was more of a spirit. The hand dragged Bro over to where the other two were on the ground and under the watchful eye of two other spirit men.
“Thank you!” Teacher called out to the man who had just despatched Bro.
“Not a problem.” Ray Brown replied. “These Larrikin Imbeciles need to learn not to mess with the spirit of jazz double bass players and relief teachers from the 110th."
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I prefer "you don't mess with the special examiners" but then, that's just me.
I'm surprised that Charles Mingus wasn't there to help given that he was known as 'the angry man of jazz'.
No need for anger.
So you're going to leave poor old Darol Anger out then?
Um, I think he's a fiddle player.
Otherwise, that's a very small double bass.
Five comments!
6. TC will be impressed!
7. More than TC now!
I've really enjoyed this series Richard (of RBB) and, as you know, I'm a thinking kind of guy.
Phillip Edward Nis
Me too! Great work!
Bin Hire
"At least Richard has another enemy for a while apart from the Catholic Church. Be it little children!"
That remark is a bit kinky, as mother would have said.
How are your comments stacking up, Robert the quite a few different things?
Oh, 0 so far.
Don't worry, Peter usually gives you a few.
I've got 14 so far, oops! 15 now!
17!
Impressing god? Crawler!
"Hey, this is god. I'm very impressed with Robert the quite a few things."
18 comments.
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20!
I guess god is impressed with me! Might even let me out of Hell!
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But then I'd be stuck in Heaven with Mr. Linford AND Robert.
God will be impressed with my blinds post and just wait until I write my telescope post.
I'm a bit worried though and have been thinking about that Tower of Babel story where God got all shitty at the Babylonians for trying to reach heaven on a tower.
What if God thinks I'm trying to look up his skirt with my telescope?
I know. I'll blame Richard since he's got a record of looking up skirts.
Caught out again!
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