Keep it short.

I know a consanguineous writer with an euouae leaning. I must confess that, on frequent occasions, I find his approach to scripting grandiloquent. The word honorificabilitudinitatibus sometimes springs to mind. He can certainly be a parastratiosphecomyiastratiosphecomyiodes in the ointment of understanding.

Okay, that's not the way I write or intend to write in the future. The above paragraph contains some more obscure English words. It may make you wonder if I am super smart* and a great arguer but what is the point of using a language to communicate if no one has a fucking clue what you are talking about?

Hey, where is the 's' on 'congratulations'?

Keep your language short and to the point but watch your grammar.

"I love you too dear."

* Hey, I was only in 3G in 1966!