Jesus, "Talk in English so that Peter and Robert can understand."

 

Joseph, "Okay, what's on your mind son?"

Jesus, "Well, you're not really my father because God did the bonking."

Joseph, "Yeah, I know. I didn't even have time to get it out. Still, we look like a happy family in this picture."

Jesus, "So, do you believe that I'm the son of God?"

Joseph, "Well, actually, I believe in Nothing."

Jesus, "What? What do you mean?"

Joseph, "Well, there is a very old saying about Nothing. It's a very powerful concept. There is a phrase that people have used forever. A phrase about Nothing."

Jesus, "Really foster dad? Is it more important than me and my real dad?"

Joseph, "Well, yes, actually. It simply says that Nothing is forever."

Jesus, "Holy Hell! Oops, please pardon the expression."

Joseph, "That's okay, foster son. Just tell your real dad to get off his high horse. Remember, Nothing is forever."

Jesus, "Holy shit!"