You can count on your guardian angle.

 The Vatican has released a statement saying that angels will now be known as angles. The Pope states that this has become necessary due to the difficulty a lot of people are having on sites like Facebook with English spelling and grammar. The Pope is aware of the need to keep these people in the loop for salvation.

Two things changed Peter's life.

A wet roof

and a guardian angle.

Jess

Peter was now aware that Jess had also got him through troubles at tennis

and golf,

and, though he would have preferred a prettier guardian angle, he was grateful.

Actually, it's important to remember that angles don't have a sex. Most just look like ladies.

Angles are pure intellects that do not have physical forms and do not reproduce sexually. They are created out of nothing by God at the dawn of creation. Angles are numerous, immaterial, and immortal, so they don’t need to reproduce. Angles neither marry nor have sex. In the resurrection, human beings will be like the angles in heaven, who “neither marry nor are given in marriage”.

Please take note boys - NO SEX IN HEAVEN.

Though, I think they still have sex in Hell.

I'm not sure about Purgatory. Anyway, let's move on.

Robert arrived at church with ten minutes to spare.

He'd use that extra time to pray to Mary.

He looked up at the church and could see that workers were still updating the name.

It read, "St. Mary of the Ang   ."

Robert took a second or two to think of his guardian angle.

Ron

Then his thoughts went back to Mary and Robert smiled. On this occasion his smile turned into more of a laugh.

Robert laughs.

Ron reminded him not to giggle in church.

Robert used up one of his plenary indulgences to get past this little mishap.

Peter was recovering from a night of drinking very old port. Well past the use by date! The label had been ripped and he'd mistaken it for a Cleanskin. Now he had a sore head.

Jess had tried to warn him about the port but, as you know, Peter can be stubborn at times. Jess still really hadn't forgiven him for nicking communion hosts when he was at school, so she felt that he deserved a headache or two, or three. She wondered if that is why God called his class 3P (three penances). 

Richard (of RBB) had never had a guardian angle. Instead, he'd been issued with two double basses and a violin. He remembered that it was time to do some practice. So, he left the two other bloggers in the competent hands of their guardian angles.