A quote from Peter 72:8.

 Peter 72:8

Jesus called out to Judas (who was still in favour at this time), "What is that? It looks like a pit full of rum."

Judas replied, "That's what we call a rum pit. You see, those barrels are full of rum"

"No, no, no." retorted Jesus, "Rum, rum... Drum... Trum... I was thinking of a trumpet. Silly me. Trumpet. Can we give that a mention in the bible?"

Peter was standing nearby. "Sure." he answered. "A trumpet will save many situations many years from now. See what you think of this idea. In the southern lands a man named Richard picked up his trumpet. He was cold because there was no source of power in his dwelling. He held it up as an act of defiance against being cold and being without light. He blew a G, the second lowest harmonic on the trumpet. He held onto the note and was making it long when he became aware of another sound. Electric appliances (these will be invented much later) were 'coming on' and a little twirly electronic sound became audible like it was accompanying the trumpet. Richard tried a light switch (these are coming later too, for those who do not sin) and a light lit up. A miracle! A miracle caused by the trumpet. Richard knelt down and said, "Thanks be to the trumpet!""

"Isn't he supposed to thank me?" asked Jesus, looking a bit pissed off.

"We can write that in later." said Peter.