Why is Jesus wearing eyeliner?

 

St. Bernard of Clearview
doesn't look too impressed.

"Oh, loving Jesus, meek lamb of God, I, a miserable sinner would salute you, except for the fact that you're wearing eyeliner. What's going on here? With those expressive eyes you could almost be my girlfriend, except that monks don't have girlfriends. The silly haircut we must wear seems to put them off. Anyway, Jesus, I think you should toughen up your image a bit. Look how St. Michael looks quite macho, and he hasn't even got a penis! Angles don't have them. Lift your act Jesus."

St. Bernard of Clearview

St. Michael, almost a man's man.