It's just not croquet!

 Pizza belonged to a little blogging community and used the name The Comeagain. The word 'little' describes the community well, because, at its best there were three bloggers - Dickshit, Rubbertoe and The Comeagain.

Dickshit had started out in life playing the violin, but his teacher moved him 'down' to the viola because the parts were easier. He called his blog Dickshit's Viola Case. Rubbertoe was a devout Protestant who couldn't stand Catholics. He came into the blogging community but often shut down his blog, probably because the other two were Catholics. Quite a bit of bickering went on, on the blogs, about which religion was better. Pizza had retired from his job as a soft drink sales manager and now spent a lot of time playing croquet and table tennis.

The croquet field was near a rather big, steep bank and Pizza liked to climb down it to find lost croquet balls. Unfortunately, he was known for slipping down the bank and twisting knees and ankles.

Rubbertoe, when not helping out at church, liked to play the violin but then he bought an octobass and fell in love with it. The violin now took second place.

Dickshit's viola was tuned a fifth down from the violin and was bigger, but obviously not as big as Rubbertoe's  octobass.

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Pizza had an interesting time at table tennis. There was a guy, who came along, named Banter. Banter seemed to know everything about life and liked to 'discuss' topics with Pizza. Unfortunately, Pizza found it hard to get a word in. Banter had no practice at listening. He went on and on and on. Pizza spent a lot of listening time wishing he could hit Banter with a table tennis bat. This was not a healthy relationship.

Dickshit had to give The Comeagain quite a lot of advice on the blogs. Rubbertoe would often interrupt with his silly Protestant ideas. The other two would have to quote from the Catholic Doctrine. It was a bit of a verbal battle at times. Pizza would often go off and recite the Rosary. Time with the Virgin Mary always made him feel better.