Richard's Bass Bag* is very excited to welcome back Catholic Apologist Evil Doctor Richard.

 

"Thank you. Firstly, please let me apologise for how the Catholic church treated women who they thought to be witches. Sorry. I am extremely sorry.

It's great to hear the demand from readers to find out about churches, religion, gods and the rest of it. I'd like to look at the god that Catholics follow. Actually, two people and a bird in one god.

"tweet, tweet."

They are called God the Father, God the Son and the Holy Spirit (or God the Bird). Some say that God the Father is the boss, so we'll go with that for now. We are told that God is PERFECT. That must mean that all that stuff in the Bible about him getting angry is simply not true. Hey, this guy doesn't make mistakes! 

God, this perfect being, made mankind. 

I hope the painter got
fired for adding belly buttons.

There has been quite a bit of discussion lately about how people are affected sexually. We have transgender people. gay people, straight people and so on. 

Some people like to say firmly that THERE ARE ONLY TWO SEXES. This implies that people who are transgender or gay or whatever are only claiming to be what they are for the hell of it, and it is a decision that they have made themselves, presumably to go on a bit of a journey.

"Hi, Brent here. I'm bored. Hey, what if I started dressing like a woman?" It doesn't happen like that. People follow what they feel they are. A gay man wants a partner who is another man, that's just the way he is put together.

Put together?

What?

Yes, the way he was made by a perfect being who just doesn't make mistakes. Like I said, perfect people don't get angry. A perfect person would not seek to kill lots of living things he has made. If this god had wanted just men and women who married each other, he would have made that happen.

He didn't.

Hey, if having all these other groups of people is not good, it's God's mistake. That means that God stuffed up. Catholics will not want to believe that but think it through logically.

So...

If we only have two sexes, God is not perfect!

There you go!

Hey, it's nice to be back. RBB has asked me to pop in quite frequently, so I'm looking forward to seeing you all again."

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