Why hasn't Father Lion spoken to those lawmakers in Texas?

 

Hang on, hang on, there are 11 Commandments now!

Remember Father Lion! I told you about him a few posts back. This information comes from that blogger who fucked off left this blogging community.

Father Lion, from that ex-blogger's church, wants us to love one another. I think we need advice from Evil Doctor Richard.

"Hi. Firstly, let me say my bit as a Catholic Apologist. I'm sorry that these 'god fearing people' are inflicting their beliefs on others. I feel pretty sure that not everyone in Texas wants the Eleven Commandments rammed down their children's throats. I also feel that the Eleventh Commandment is going to be a hard one for every Catholic to live up to.

"11. Love one another."

Does that mean that you love every living person equally? I've heard it has been broken down into different types of love or levels. 

Maybe it goes something like this:

• Love for God (and his son and the bird) and the Virgin Mary.
• Love for your family and wife or husband.
• Love for friends.
• Love for people you have met.
• Love for people you don't know.
• Love for dead people who aren't in Hell.
• Love for dead people who are in Hell.
• Love for people who leave rude comments on your blog.

Okay, okay, I'm joking about the last one! 

Why do Catholics think that they invented morals? It doesn't show up in a lot of their history. Those paedophile clergy certainly missed the point, though there is no commandment that actually says, "Don't sexually interfere with children."

Maybe we need about 27 commandments?

12. Treat people with different sexual orientation as well as you want to be treated.

13. All religions are based on faith and not fact. Don't be mean to Protestants, or others.

And so on.

Okay, that's probably enough for you to chew on today.

I'll be back soon, so I can help you with your questions. Just leave a comment and, hey, don't trust Catholics. Just remember Brother Benedict."