Okay, our long time readers will know that, way up north, The Curmudgeon has had an outside living area for quite a long time. Hey, it has even had to weather a few vicious devastating mild storms.
I decided it was time we moved into this elite group of people with an outside living space.
I already owned four little white stools that I had bought to put some amplifiers on for a gig, so all I really needed was a table. Fortunately, I found one that came with assembly instructions - hey, these things can be difficult to put together without precise instructions. I was lucky.
I was careful to follow the instructions slowly and carefully.
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| The first job was to identify the parts. |
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| One of the parts (Part 1) needed to be opened. |
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| The other part (Part 2) had to be placed on top of it. |
After a bit of a struggle, I finally got it all together.
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| With two of our white stools (we can seat four). |
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| And from another angle - a good place to put a glass of Cleanskin, as well as your reading glasses. Plenty of room for all! |
We have certainly moved up the social ladder by quite a few steps!
Ciao tutti.
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"With two of our white stools (we can seat four".
Maybe but two of those people will be forever in danger of tumbling off the patio into the garden.*
* Maybe that's the idea to get rid of unwanted guests.
I actually said, "With two of our white stools (we can seat four)."
Notice the difference?
No.
And I suggested that there isn't room for another two people on seats around that table unless two of them end up in the garden.
Sheesh!
Shoosh!
Nice outdoor living space - it'll be just the thing for summer.
Have you considered having a swimming pool installed?
No one needs swimming pools in Nouva Lazio, they use the river.
I guess the same can be said for toilets as well.
Don't be a bitch TC.
There you go.
Where did I go?
"Where did I go?"
Off on a tangent?
To la la land?
Off your rocker?
I don't know but, ultimately we know that you're going to Hell.*
* Robert told me.
"Off on a tangent?
To la la land?
Off your rocker?"
At least I don't fall down banks at golf courses Matey.
This post is past its use-by date.
Where does it say that?
Well, it stinks for a start.
Could be reindeer poo you're smelling.
"Reindeer Poo Fragrance Oil - Don't worry- it smells much different than the name implies ! Notes of pine, eucalyptus, apples, pears and cedarwood lay on background notes of vanilla, geranium and patchouli."
No, definitely not that.
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